Baking Mix (Bisquick® Copycat)

This is an easy, cheap alternative to buying pre-made baking mix

The real reason why I ended up with this recipe is a sudden and pervasive desire for pancakes; however, when I went to retrieve my Bisquick® to whip up a batch it was evident I hadn't made pancakes in...well let's just say it had been a while. *Gag*

Realizing my store of pancake mix was bad, which I am sad to say is all I ever used my Bisquick® for (I've pledged to change that now that I can make my own mix, however), I was presented with a difficult quandary: I'm mega-jonesing for pancakes, but I am also way too lazy to go buy any. I did a little internet research and found a copycat recipe that looked very promising.

The recipe I'm posting here is not exactly like the one I found on the interwebs, but it is close enough that I can't take the credit for the bones of the recipe. That honor goes to the folks at recipesecrets.net (The link to the original is here.).

This recipe makes just over 6 cups of baking mix which can be used as a direct substitute for Bisquick® baking mix (which I'm hoping becomes more than just pancakes).

**Update** Oops, completely forgot to post the link to the recipe...my bad.
Here it is!

Baking Mix (Bisquick® Copycat)

Ingredients:

• 6 cups all-purpose flour
• 3 T baking powder
• ¾ tsp. baking soda
• 2 T powdered sugar
• 1 ½ tsp. fine salt
• 9 T canola oil

Directions:

Step 2: Oil added, lots o' lumps

1. Combine all dry ingredients in bowl of stand mixer; whisk until combined
2. With mixer on low, drizzle in oil slowly
3. Mix until lumps are gone (should resemble the texture of wet sand)
4. Substitute for Bisquick® at a ratio of 1:1; store in airtight container

Step 4: Ready to use!

And that, my friends, is my second recipe post completed!! Albeit, a very simple and short one, but wth it's done nonetheless. Now I have to get ready for class (we're testing the water activity of different types of meat in my Value Added Products lab, wahoo!![I'll totally have to make a post about our project in this class, it's gunna be wicked awesome!])!

Word,

-The Fumbling Gourmet

Malted Milk Ball Cake

Here it is all; my very first recipe post!

As I said before I made this cake for my Mom's birthday. My fiance and I are heading to my parents place later this afternoon to celebrate the birthday and my fiance taking her NCLEX test to become an RN! Wish her luck!

The Finished Product

Om Nom Nom...

Anyhow, after my failure the other day I did a little re-planning and rewriting and came up with a finished product. Baaaaaam!

Well now comes the recipe I suppose. Uh, first I should go over how I'm doing this whole recipe thing; it's a little different than a lot of other places. I'll list the recipe here in the post, but if you don't want to read my post -ndb- I'm including a link to a page that JUST has the recipe. Along with allowing you to avoid my, super-mega-awesome, posts, it will also be a good resource if you need to come back to it.

Here it is: Malted Milk Ball Cake Recipe

Malted Milk Cake

INGREDIENTS:

·         Boxed chocolate fudge cake mix (Betty Crocker® Chocolate Fudge)

o   1 ¼ cups water

o   ½ cup vegetable/canola oil

o   3 eggs

·         Malted chocolate frosting

o   ½ cup butter (1 stick), room temp

o   ¼ cup vegetable shortening

o   3 1/2 cup powdered sugar

o   ½  cup milk

o   6 oz bitter sweet chocolate chips

o   ¾ tsp. baking soda

o   1 ½ cups malt powder

o   2 tsp. vanilla extract

·         Malted Milk Balls (Whoppers®)

DIRECTIONS:

Cake

Dah Cakes

1. Preheat oven to appropriate temperature according to your boxes directions for two 9” pans
2. Grease pans with cooking spray
3. Line with parchment circles cut to fit snuggly in pans
4. Prepare batter according to box directions
5. After pouring batter into pans grease two more parchment circles and place them, greased side down, onto the batter
6. Bake cake mix according to your boxes directions
7. Allow cakes to cool for 5-10 minutes before removing them to a cooling rack to cool completely, approx. 2 hours
8. Level off the tops of each cake with a long serrated knife

Step 8: Pre-haircut

Step 8: Post-haircut

Frosting

Step 4: Fudgy goodness; Yum!

1. Combine milk and malt powder in 2 q. saucepan and stir to dissolve
2. Heat mixture over medium heat until boiling
3. Remove pan from heat and mix in chocolate, baking soda, and vanilla; stirring until smooth
4. Allow fudge mixture to cool to room temperature; then add to bowl of stand mixer
5. Add butter, shortening
6. Sift in powdered sugar
7. Beat on medium speed until light and fluffy, avoid beating too long or butter will melt; If need be place frosting in fridge for 10-15 minutes to firm it back up
8. Beat for 15-20 seconds before frosting if taking the frosting from the fridge

Step 8: Frosting, post-fridge whip-up

Assembly:

1.    Place one cake on a 10” cardboard cake round along with a teaspoon of frosting in the center and placing 4-5 strips of parchment underneath to catch any extra frosting

2.    Add 1/3 of frosting to the cake and smooth into an even layer leaving about a 1” border around the edge

Step 2: FROSTING!

3.    Place the second cake on top of the first and push down lightly until the frosting layer just reaches the edges of the cakes

4.    Place the cake in the fridge for 20-30 minutes to harden the middle layer

5.    Place remaining frosting on top of the second cake and frost the cake by spreading the frosting over the edges of the cake

6.    Smooth the surface of the cake until perfect

Step 6: Before

Step 6:  Juuust started

Step 6: Almost done...!

7.    Cover the top and sides of the cake with the malted milk balls

    8.    Try not to devour the entire thing in one sitting (Ha! Good luck!)

Step 8: Cha-right!

Alright; finished my first recipe post! That wasn't as time consuming as I thought. Which is to say, the delay was 50% having to wait until the celebration was held and the cake eaten and 50% laaaaaazy.

Oh well, it's done; it was incredibly fun; and I have a million more ideas to try!

(Plus, I finished the chili recipe and tested it again today so, barring any gigantic homework assignments, that post should be coming within the next few days!)

Have a great day, ya'll!

Word,

-The Fumbling Gourmet

CAMERA!

I took the plunge everyone. Bought a wicked fancy camera for my recipe tests.

I got an amazing deal, so my pockets aren't too light.

I'll probably be up way too late playing with it. Oh well!

Word,

-The Fumbling Gourmet

Failure is bittersweet

...ha ha, get it? Cause the cake is chocolate...

Moving right along, I tested the cake this evening and it was a massive failure. Well, maybe not massive, but it still failed. The cake was not bad, slightly uneven but I think I have a solution for that. The biggest failure was the frosting; it was just to runny to stick in the gaps the uneven cake layers made, (and yes there were gaps; the cakes came out shorter than anticipated which pretty much preventing cutting any off to level them, there would have been no cake left!) I didn't even try to put the malted milk balls on the durn thing, considering the frosting was too runny to stick in the cracks I had a pretty sure feeling the malt balls would have dropped and slid right off into a messy, sticky pile.

This failure is bittersweet because I really think I have the solution. I'll be trying a new frosting tomorrow -I'm hoping- with another cake, which will hopefully be a lot less domed.

Well I'm sleepy, sleepy and have class tomorrow. Tata for now.

**Update** Almost forgot. I lost (*cough*prettysureacertainfianceshreddedaccidently*cough*) the edited recipe for the chili. Therefore, I'll have to spend a little time trying to remember what the -eff I did. It came out delicious for sure, but I'll have to wrack my brain and recall what changes I made to the original plan. So the chili post is benched until such a time as I can remember any friggin thing about it.

Word,

-The Fumbling Gourmet

(Now the "Fumbling" part makes sense, doesn't it?)

Upcoming Food Tests

Whoop! First update post. This is way too much fun.

Mmk, so the previously mentioned Chili post should, hopefully, be coming today sometime. Just have one class left today and no work; therefore, I'll have plenty of time this afternoon into the evening. I'll have to play around with the layout and format and all that fun stuff since I have a bazillion pictures to sort through and figure out the purttiest layout. Shouldn't take me too long, but considering it's my first one it may take a while and still look like a kindergartner did it. (Secret is: set the expectations low, that way when you BARELY exceed them everyone's still impressed; BAM!)

OK, here is where I tell you what recipes I'll be testing in the near future. All to get your mouth watering, taste-buds pulsing in anticipation, and minds drifting into sweet, supple daydreams. OK, fine it's also so I don't forget what I'm planning on doing. Happy? Jerk...

UPCOMING RECIPE TESTS

• Homemade Pancake Mix (Bisquick® copycat)
• Malted Milk Ball Chocolate Cake (For me Mam's birthday)

I hope to test the cake this evening, and if it doesn't suck I'll bring it home this weekend and surprise my Mom.

And now, I'm away to class.....damn.

Word,

-The Fumbling Gourmet

Beginnings

And it FINALLY begins...

Well, this blog is a long time coming! I love food. Tasty, delicious food. There are few things more thrilling yet, at the same time calming as cooking. See I used to be an engineering student. I love puzzles; I've been breaking things down and figuring out how they work since I was a kid, much to the annoyance of my parents. Don't get me wrong, they never discouraged me from learning and exploring, I just tended to break things without asking -and chew on things, I did that a lot -still do if truth be told (I think I was a canine in a past life.) I digress, so uh...where was I? Oh, right; I've enjoyed taking things apart and building new things as long as I can remember: K'nex, Legos, you name I probably disassembled it and tried to rebuild it in to something else (usually something far more dangerous...I mean interesting.) So when the time came for me to pick a major for college having a father and brother-in-law as engineers and factoring in my proclivity towards destruction and creation I decided on Mechanical Engineering. I picked this major over culinary school, not because I liked it more but, because I thought it a better option practically and financially. However, after three years of struggling through school I realized: "I really freakin' hate this crap!" It was a lot of difficult work, not so much so I didn't understand any of it, but there was no joy in it for me. I hated looking forward to spending the rest of my career behind a computer. That's when I discovered Hospitality Management. Wahoo! Finally, a major that centered around food that wasn't just being a chef? Perfect.

Yikes, that went from "Why I'm starting a food blog," to "Here's the story of my arduous internal struggle to discover who I am and what I want to do with my life." Sorry about that.

OK, here it is. Flat out. I like to cook, I don't get around to it as much as I want to or used to. Therefore, I'm starting this food blog to get me motivated to get back in the kitchen and start cooking. I hope to discover some great new ideas, concepts, techniques, flavors, and ingredients along this wild journey called life -OK it's not life it's a food blog, but that sounded way cooler and much more profound.

Alright, well... that's probably gunna do it for this initial post. I should be posting my VERY FIRST RECIPE TEST in the near future. I made short rib chili last night and used my fiances camera to capture as much as I could (Which is code for "I forgot to take pictures for some steps, oops!) Bear with me, this is a new experience for me and it's gunna take me a while to get it right. Until then, enjoy this haphazard mess I call my food blog.

p.s. I like to think my grammar is passable, but there are two exceptions here:  one, my punctuation is crap, I know it, it's always been crap so get over it, and two, this is a blog, my blog, not a freaking school paper so suck! This is going to operate however I feel like. Grammar included.



Word,

-The Fumbling Gourmet